Instrumental version of ‘The Rains of Castamere’ that played over the credits of ‘The Bear & the Maiden Fair’
“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
Tonight I taught the bartender at Applebee’s how to make a Lynchburg Lemonade.

Perhaps I’ve found a new career path.
Guess what I bought at Goodwill for $8.
Since I’m not doing anything with it, my English degree is demanding a sacrificial underlining.
crossing off one of 70 or so comic ideas I’ve been saving up over the past 5+ years
I Eat Boys Like You For Breakfast by Ida Maria
lol grammar puns
I laughed too much at this
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?