Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.

I'm a 24-year-old Southerner with a BA in English Literary Studies. Femme, bisexual, feminist, and a rape survivor. If you want to know more, check out my About Me or just ask.

Nicole: “What should I draw on the board?”
Heather: “A vampire. Me as a vampire.”
Nicole: “OH SHIT, HAMLET! IT’S A VAMPIRE!”
Heather: “OTHELLO, I WILL AVENGE YOU.”