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missavagardner:

Rita Hayworth once confessed that she got the best head ever—not from a man— but from Marlene Dietrich. When Marlene wanted Rita to return the favor, Rita told her, “Mañana.” Tomorrow never came.

Somebody bring me the smelling salts. 

missavagardner:

Rita Hayworth once confessed that she got the best head ever—not from a man— but from Marlene Dietrich. When Marlene wanted Rita to return the favor, Rita told her, “Mañana.” Tomorrow never came.

Somebody bring me the smelling salts. 

(via elizabitchtaylor)