Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.

I'm a 24-year-old Southerner with a BA in English Literary Studies. Femme, bisexual, feminist, and a rape survivor. If you want to know more, check out my About Me or just ask.

“A beautiful woman makes eye contact with a man across the state fair. The connection is instant, the passion is palpable. She saunters into the Hall of Mirrors and he chases after her, entranced. When he enters the Hall, he only has eyes for her dark booty, in twenty places at once…An enchanting prism of booties…All of the booties…”


Inspired by this picture: 

The incomparable Dianne describing what she believes to be the plot of Stuck In My Ass Prism And He Don’t Want Out.